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'In America only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is.'Guess where I’m going this month in order to (eventually) become a writer?
Geoffrey Cottrell
Oh well, I'll be finding that out soon enough. Leaving the country on the 28th.
Pictures from weheartit.com‘No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader. No surprise for the writer, no surprise for the reader. For me the initial delight is in the surprise of remembering something I didn’t know I knew.’ – Robert Frost
Writers use reading as a type of caffeine, rather than a lotus blossom.
‘A writer’s ambition should be to trade one hundred contemporary readers for ten readers in ten years time and for one in one hundred years.’ – Arthur Koestler
‘The bestseller lists are, with a few lively exceptions, a sombre graveyard of dead books.’ – Carlos Fuentes
Writers must not fool themselves – except when they are writing.
Pictures from helloworkspace.com/shop
I'll leave with a few wise words from Stuff White People Like:
On why you should say your favourite artist is Banksy:
Here’s how it works: if you say your favorite artist is Vincent Van Gogh, MC Escher or Monet, you will appear as though your taste in art is derived entirely from college posters. This is unacceptable. Conversely, if you list Jeff Koons, Laurie Anderson, Damien Hirst or Basquiat, you’ll look like you are trying too hard but don’t really know what you are talking about. Chances are that white people will assume your art education consists entirely of documentaries, bio pics, and looking up references from Gossip Girl on Wikipedia.
On how to use how much white people hate Ed Hardy to your advantage:
For example, if you take the reasonable but not compelling story: "I got cut off in traffic this morning and when I honked the guy gave me the finger," and replace it with: "I got cut off in traffic this morning by this guy in an Ed Hardy shirt. I honked and then he gave me the finger!" The story will become sixty percent more interesting to white people because it allows them to make a witty response like: "I guess that douche bag had to get to a UFC party or a nightclub event he was promoting." Follow this up with a laugh, a high five, and a compliment about the acceptable shirt the white person is wearing and you will find yourself with a new friend.
On how white people can prove that they are are more progressive and tolerant than their friends by going to a gay club:
"This guy/girl hit on me, I said I was ‘straight but not narrow,’ and it was totally chill. Oh, you went to an Irish bar this weekend? That’s cool, I guess."